1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:06,000 ENGLISH SUBTITLES Yavass DEC 2011 2 00:00:46,036 --> 00:00:48,076 I'm leaving 3 00:00:48,156 --> 00:00:50,056 That's good.. 4 00:00:50,076 --> 00:00:52,576 You're welcome. 5 00:01:02,396 --> 00:01:05,076 It was about time 6 00:01:36,236 --> 00:01:38,576 I want to fuck you. 7 00:01:38,611 --> 00:01:40,916 Yes, fuck me ! 8 00:02:08,756 --> 00:02:11,596 What's this ? No, no !! That spoils everything! 9 00:02:11,631 --> 00:02:13,656 Shut up ! 10 00:02:32,156 --> 00:02:34,236 Come to bed. 11 00:02:34,436 --> 00:02:37,636 Wait a second, don't pull it out ! 12 00:02:38,836 --> 00:02:40,596 OK 13 00:02:43,226 --> 00:02:45,309 Yes. 14 00:02:45,876 --> 00:02:48,276 Right through, push, to the end ! 15 00:02:49,356 --> 00:02:53,276 You are a real man ! 16 00:02:53,817 --> 00:02:56,834 You are a real man ! 17 00:03:48,596 --> 00:03:51,156 Do you want to talk beforehand ? 18 00:03:51,756 --> 00:03:53,436 What ? 19 00:03:54,196 --> 00:03:58,236 I think it would be nice to talk first. 20 00:03:58,476 --> 00:04:01,676 - How about a coffee ? - Coffee ? 21 00:04:03,845 --> 00:04:06,436 Do you want us to go to bed immediately ? 22 00:04:09,316 --> 00:04:11,616 You can fuck me later. 23 00:04:11,651 --> 00:04:14,616 Do you want to fuck me now ? 24 00:04:15,790 --> 00:04:19,261 No, don't you want to talk a bit ? 25 00:04:19,504 --> 00:04:21,658 So that we'll know each other better. 26 00:04:21,693 --> 00:04:23,908 Why? 27 00:04:26,487 --> 00:04:29,996 If you don't want to, it's fine. 28 00:04:41,506 --> 00:04:44,096 You make me horny! 29 00:04:44,476 --> 00:04:46,560 Is there any water ? 30 00:04:46,596 --> 00:04:48,716 Do you want to do it in the shower? 31 00:04:48,896 --> 00:04:50,376 What? 32 00:04:50,454 --> 00:04:52,650 Do you mean, to fuck in the shower ? 33 00:04:53,148 --> 00:04:55,156 Drinking water. 34 00:04:57,568 --> 00:05:00,116 Yes, just a second. 35 00:05:06,476 --> 00:05:08,561 Here's some.... 36 00:05:22,236 --> 00:05:24,276 Thank you. 37 00:05:27,380 --> 00:05:30,596 - I don't have any diseases - It's an instinct 38 00:05:34,076 --> 00:05:37,716 - How many times have you fucked ? - A lot. 39 00:05:39,036 --> 00:05:41,836 - You are a virgin ! ? - I ain't 40 00:05:43,476 --> 00:05:46,276 I'm your first, that is kind of sexy. 41 00:05:46,716 --> 00:05:48,782 I've been with boys before. 42 00:05:49,108 --> 00:05:51,316 What did you do? 43 00:05:52,376 --> 00:05:55,556 All, but "penetration" (=he uses a proper, literary hebrew word !) 44 00:05:55,676 --> 00:05:57,751 It looks painful. 45 00:05:57,839 --> 00:05:59,810 The penetration? 46 00:06:01,813 --> 00:06:03,836 Maybe it is, in the beginning. 47 00:07:04,236 --> 00:07:06,356 Impressive !! 48 00:07:06,796 --> 00:07:09,116 - Is it morning already ? - Yes 49 00:07:10,476 --> 00:07:12,521 It was fun last night. 50 00:07:12,556 --> 00:07:15,916 I have to prepare for work. You have to go. 51 00:07:17,116 --> 00:07:19,156 - Okay. - Now ! 52 00:07:35,476 --> 00:07:37,756 I'm in a hurry 53 00:07:42,556 --> 00:07:46,156 - Are you really in a hurry? - Yes 54 00:08:23,636 --> 00:08:26,116 Your fly is open 55 00:08:45,156 --> 00:08:47,641 I know this place. 56 00:08:47,676 --> 00:08:50,096 It couldn't be. I would have remembered you 57 00:08:50,276 --> 00:08:52,316 You're right ! 58 00:09:04,996 --> 00:09:07,036 I know you ! 59 00:09:07,556 --> 00:09:10,396 You fucked me and then you sat on my dick 60 00:09:11,376 --> 00:09:13,401 Don't you remember? 61 00:09:13,436 --> 00:09:16,764 You sat on my dick like it was never sat-on before ! 62 00:09:16,799 --> 00:09:19,252 -Don't you remember ? -Seriously ? -Yes ! - When ? 63 00:09:19,276 --> 00:09:21,436 About half a year ago. 64 00:09:21,796 --> 00:09:23,876 Do you know how many men I bring here? 65 00:09:23,911 --> 00:09:26,396 Every day someone else ? 66 00:09:26,476 --> 00:09:28,796 So, what do you want to do? Continue ? 67 00:09:28,831 --> 00:09:30,201 Of course! 68 00:09:30,236 --> 00:09:33,256 Do you think I would give up on your riding me ? 69 00:09:33,456 --> 00:09:35,441 So what do you want? 70 00:09:35,476 --> 00:09:38,516 You get on all fours or should I ride on your dick ? 71 00:09:39,916 --> 00:09:45,596 Let's suck each other, wank off a little.... 72 00:09:45,796 --> 00:09:51,556 then you'll sit on me.... 73 00:09:51,676 --> 00:09:54,316 and then I'll get on all fours. 74 00:09:54,351 --> 00:09:56,376 Sounds good. 75 00:11:59,956 --> 00:12:02,356 - What is that, you have a cat? - No. 76 00:12:10,476 --> 00:12:11,841 I asked you whether or not you have cats. 77 00:12:11,876 --> 00:12:14,516 - I told you I'm allergic! - I don't have any cats 78 00:12:19,489 --> 00:12:21,543 I have no idea how he came in.... 79 00:12:21,578 --> 00:12:23,856 Listen, I'm allergic, I'll get a rash any minute now ! 80 00:12:23,928 --> 00:12:25,982 He's not mine. No idea how he came in. 81 00:12:26,056 --> 00:12:28,985 - Okay, I'm leaving - Wait, I'll kick him out ! 82 00:12:29,586 --> 00:12:32,066 You're kicking your cat out, for just a fuck ? 83 00:12:32,101 --> 00:12:35,236 - What kind of a man are you? - But he's not mine! 84 00:12:47,792 --> 00:12:50,955 Fuck off ! (=he says it in arabic) 85 00:12:52,796 --> 00:12:55,516 So, you're my shag for tonight ? 86 00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:05,636 Am I disturbing ? 87 00:13:06,340 --> 00:13:08,067 No. 88 00:13:12,734 --> 00:13:15,736 - I quarrelled with my parents. - And you came here? 89 00:13:15,876 --> 00:13:19,396 - I don't have anywhere to go. - Do you know anything about cats? 90 00:13:24,408 --> 00:13:27,476 - Is he new? - My shagmate for tonight. 91 00:13:30,036 --> 00:13:32,386 My mother has a cat. What do you need to know? 92 00:13:32,486 --> 00:13:34,976 - What's your name? - Danny. 93 00:13:35,036 --> 00:13:38,116 So, are you staying here Danny? 94 00:13:38,236 --> 00:13:41,316 - Would you agree? - Yes.... 95 00:13:42,036 --> 00:13:43,796 ...as long as you take care of the cat 96 00:13:44,815 --> 00:13:46,596 OK 97 00:13:47,956 --> 00:13:50,236 So you do not dance anymore? 98 00:13:50,813 --> 00:13:52,836 Do you know who I am? 99 00:13:54,679 --> 00:13:56,836 - Yes - Good 100 00:13:58,066 --> 00:14:00,279 Are you hungry? I fell like having pizza. 101 00:14:00,328 --> 00:14:02,348 Sure, thanks! 102 00:14:05,572 --> 00:14:07,637 So, what will you call the cat ? 103 00:14:09,324 --> 00:14:12,421 Stoots (=Shagmate in hebrew) 104 00:14:41,356 --> 00:14:43,465 Here you are, "Invitation to a dance concert".... 105 00:14:43,566 --> 00:14:45,722 and "Voyage to the world of dancing" 106 00:14:45,757 --> 00:14:47,476 Great, thank you 107 00:14:57,196 --> 00:14:59,671 Amram ! You frightened me. 108 00:14:59,771 --> 00:15:02,713 - How are you ? - Fine 109 00:15:02,748 --> 00:15:04,816 Do you have any new book you can recommend? 110 00:15:04,851 --> 00:15:07,434 We haven't received any new books this week. 111 00:15:07,469 --> 00:15:10,017 Well, then the next time. Good evening 112 00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:12,118 Good evening 113 00:15:18,276 --> 00:15:22,916 Guys, we're closing the library. Finish up, please. 114 00:15:39,236 --> 00:15:41,916 You've been cleaning this glass for an hour. 115 00:15:42,556 --> 00:15:45,196 Give me some more, please. 116 00:15:46,756 --> 00:15:49,356 - You know that I don't pay, right ? - Yes, yes. 117 00:15:59,916 --> 00:16:01,481 Hello? 118 00:16:01,516 --> 00:16:03,996 - Shirley, telephone ! - Just a moment 119 00:16:04,031 --> 00:16:06,076 It's your brother. 120 00:16:16,116 --> 00:16:18,036 Hello? 121 00:16:18,812 --> 00:16:19,510 Hello? 122 00:16:19,535 --> 00:16:21,675 I've finished work 123 00:16:21,710 --> 00:16:23,798 - What? - 124 00:16:25,536 --> 00:16:28,056 Omer, I cannot hear you. I'll call you later, bye. 125 00:16:37,916 --> 00:16:41,036 they look like Brad Pitt..." 126 00:16:42,556 --> 00:16:46,996 elephant-man" 127 00:16:57,716 --> 00:17:00,916 128 00:17:14,436 --> 00:17:16,116 Hello ? 129 00:17:17,076 --> 00:17:22,476 Mum, I'm fine. I'm trying to reach Mickey 130 00:17:23,516 --> 00:17:25,536 How are you? 131 00:18:10,876 --> 00:18:13,676 Sorry, may I please have the bill? 132 00:18:15,015 --> 00:18:16,515 Bar "Pola's" 133 00:18:16,516 --> 00:18:18,049 - Hi ! - Hi ! 134 00:18:18,050 --> 00:18:20,112 You finished your shift? 135 00:18:20,136 --> 00:18:22,826 Did you eat something ? Do you want me to order your favorite dish ? 136 00:18:22,916 --> 00:18:26,116 - No, I'm not hungry - It's my treat 137 00:18:26,916 --> 00:18:30,476 I just... I have things to do. 138 00:18:30,556 --> 00:18:33,116 Well, as you wish 139 00:18:33,436 --> 00:18:35,116 - Bye. - Bye. 140 00:19:06,716 --> 00:19:08,856 - Hi, Yaely, what's goin'on ? - Cool, great ! 141 00:19:08,891 --> 00:19:11,596 Make me a flat white espresso, please 142 00:19:16,356 --> 00:19:18,896 - Eitan? - What's up ? 143 00:19:18,996 --> 00:19:21,001 It's hard. 144 00:19:21,036 --> 00:19:23,236 Come on, are you still in love with her? 145 00:19:23,596 --> 00:19:25,841 Why? Did she talk to you ? 146 00:19:25,876 --> 00:19:29,209 I saw her, she didn't really talk She's as frigid as ice, that one 147 00:19:29,276 --> 00:19:31,345 What is her story? 148 00:19:31,594 --> 00:19:33,674 I don't know, I don't have energy to talk about it. 149 00:19:33,709 --> 00:19:35,449 Again you don't have the energy... Don't talk ! 150 00:19:35,455 --> 00:19:37,946 Calm down girl ! 151 00:19:38,676 --> 00:19:41,060 Don't address me in the feminine form ! 152 00:19:44,076 --> 00:19:47,676 - New coffee? - Jamaica something..... 153 00:19:48,056 --> 00:19:50,803 Do you like it girlfriend ? 154 00:19:57,636 --> 00:19:59,316 Danny? 155 00:20:00,076 --> 00:20:02,556 - Omer? - Yes 156 00:20:02,876 --> 00:20:06,676 - I thought you wouldn't make it - Yeah, me too. 157 00:20:07,836 --> 00:20:09,916 Wanna go see a movie ? 158 00:20:09,996 --> 00:20:11,916 Yeah, sure. 159 00:20:12,876 --> 00:20:14,516 OK 160 00:20:41,196 --> 00:20:45,196 Hello, is this Ronen? 161 00:20:46,876 --> 00:20:48,396 Hi ! 162 00:21:45,956 --> 00:21:47,716 Thank you very much. 163 00:21:51,196 --> 00:21:55,356 I want to thank Shirley Solomon heartily..... 164 00:21:55,391 --> 00:21:57,420 ...we had a great time ! 165 00:22:01,196 --> 00:22:06,641 And now I want to invite a good friend, one of ours 166 00:22:08,076 --> 00:22:12,036 May she soon succeed, she is very dear. Come Yaeli ! 167 00:22:28,556 --> 00:22:31,196 A very,very big thank you to Michali... 168 00:22:31,231 --> 00:22:35,316 ...who let me perform upon you my musical experiments. 169 00:22:36,996 --> 00:22:39,516 The next song is called "Alice" 170 00:23:06,956 --> 00:23:08,521 Good morning. 171 00:23:08,556 --> 00:23:10,796 Good morning, How may I help you ? 172 00:23:12,316 --> 00:23:15,196 - An Orgasm ? - Pardon me ? 173 00:23:15,231 --> 00:23:17,156 An Orgasm. 174 00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:20,556 We only have beer, wine and soft drinks. What do you prefer ? 175 00:23:20,636 --> 00:23:23,796 - Then get me a beer. - Good choice. 176 00:23:27,156 --> 00:23:29,476 Are you still taken ? 177 00:23:52,756 --> 00:23:54,816 Shame....! 178 00:23:55,076 --> 00:23:58,876 I would love to make you happy ! 179 00:24:19,212 --> 00:24:22,134 US $ 2,499 exotic trip to Antarctica 180 00:24:36,036 --> 00:24:38,061 Wanna sit somewhere? 181 00:24:38,096 --> 00:24:40,436 I have class tomorrow, early in the morning. 182 00:24:40,471 --> 00:24:42,596 - You are a student ? - Yes 183 00:24:42,631 --> 00:24:45,036 - What? - Dance. 184 00:24:52,996 --> 00:24:54,756 OK 185 00:24:55,116 --> 00:24:57,556 ...so can we now ? 186 00:24:57,591 --> 00:24:59,996 Yes, I'm not doing anything. 187 00:25:09,636 --> 00:25:12,556 -Where were you? - Blind date. 188 00:25:13,076 --> 00:25:15,596 No shit ? How was it ? 189 00:25:15,716 --> 00:25:18,356 He's younger than me, dancer. We went to the movies..... 190 00:25:18,391 --> 00:25:22,156 - ....what else do you wanna know ? - Sounds good, is he cute? 191 00:25:22,291 --> 00:25:25,341 - Yes, but not for my age - What do you mean, not for your age? 192 00:25:25,511 --> 00:25:28,076 If you weren't a dyke, you might have liked him 193 00:25:28,176 --> 00:25:31,321 -Shut up, you fucking queer ! - It's late. Why are you still here? 194 00:25:31,723 --> 00:25:34,557 What do you think I'm doing? Messing up your life !! 195 00:25:35,396 --> 00:25:38,580 -I actually like my life. It's in order - Really ? 196 00:25:41,156 --> 00:25:45,081 We can go drink something. 197 00:25:45,116 --> 00:25:48,196 I know a nice place, we will have privacy. 198 00:25:48,676 --> 00:25:52,676 Okay, I'll pick you up. In half an hour or so? 199 00:25:53,516 --> 00:25:56,596 Okay, bye. 200 00:25:57,756 --> 00:26:02,156 Hello ! Well, how was it ? 201 00:26:04,796 --> 00:26:07,596 I think he's lying about his age 202 00:26:08,156 --> 00:26:10,556 - Older ? - Yes 203 00:26:10,591 --> 00:26:12,756 How old ? 204 00:26:14,156 --> 00:26:16,321 I think roughly your age. 205 00:26:16,356 --> 00:26:19,256 - But we have fucked ! - So....? 206 00:26:19,291 --> 00:26:22,156 You didn't have a problem with me 207 00:26:22,411 --> 00:26:24,457 But you are a completely different story 208 00:26:24,536 --> 00:26:26,956 Today I have a date 209 00:26:50,836 --> 00:26:54,196 - Shirley...! ? - OK OK !! 210 00:27:05,196 --> 00:27:07,396 Mum called today. 211 00:27:07,516 --> 00:27:10,561 - What did she want? - She asked how I'm doing. 212 00:27:10,871 --> 00:27:13,241 Did she ask about me? 213 00:27:13,276 --> 00:27:16,956 - Sorry... -Like a give a damn 214 00:27:16,991 --> 00:27:19,256 So why did you ask? 215 00:27:20,196 --> 00:27:22,616 Curiousity, what....? 216 00:27:33,516 --> 00:27:35,996 What a great episode ! 217 00:27:40,596 --> 00:27:43,956 I think I'll go to bed. I'm exhausted. 218 00:27:44,956 --> 00:27:47,261 Oh, happy birthday ! 219 00:27:47,296 --> 00:27:50,976 - My birthday is in two days - I know; I want to be the first. 220 00:29:12,476 --> 00:29:16,276 - When did you come back ? - Half a year ago. 221 00:29:16,416 --> 00:29:20,176 - What's it like living in London ? - A completely different world 222 00:29:20,436 --> 00:29:23,876 Everyone told me it was grey, but people were smiling all the time 223 00:29:24,956 --> 00:29:27,081 The funniest was when it rained... 224 00:29:27,116 --> 00:29:29,236 I would walk down the street without an umbrella. 225 00:29:29,271 --> 00:29:31,876 - You're shitting me ? - All true. 226 00:29:32,436 --> 00:29:36,396 At first you feel alienated and suddenly it changes in one day 227 00:29:36,676 --> 00:29:42,201 I stopped missing our country, I forgot Tel Aviv 228 00:29:43,384 --> 00:29:45,876 I just flowed 229 00:29:49,516 --> 00:29:51,956 And how are they in bed ? 230 00:31:47,936 --> 00:31:50,053 - Well, what's goin'on ? - Hold on a second. 231 00:31:50,154 --> 00:31:51,862 I'm leaving 232 00:31:51,876 --> 00:31:55,276 OK, I said wait a second. Is there time for coffee? 233 00:31:55,311 --> 00:31:57,241 Shirley, I want to go already ! 234 00:31:57,276 --> 00:32:01,596 At work I don't have time for coffee, everybody wants something. 235 00:32:03,516 --> 00:32:06,556 Do you want some ? Get a mug ! 236 00:32:07,716 --> 00:32:09,956 Okay, but make it quick. 237 00:32:10,036 --> 00:32:12,356 Quick, quick...... 238 00:32:13,356 --> 00:32:16,356 - How much sugar? - Two spoonfulls. 239 00:32:23,836 --> 00:32:26,196 - Hey. - Good morning. 240 00:32:28,436 --> 00:32:32,036 - Have you seen anyone leaving? - No. 241 00:32:45,716 --> 00:32:50,196 Quiet !!! (=this is the famous Israeli drag queen Ms Laila Carry) 242 00:33:09,396 --> 00:33:11,121 243 00:33:11,156 --> 00:33:13,236 Hello. Is this Tzachi ? 244 00:33:13,268 --> 00:33:16,236 I'm calling about the voice message you left me. 245 00:33:16,271 --> 00:33:18,441 - Hello ? - Are you Tzachi ? 246 00:33:18,476 --> 00:33:21,763 You're Omer, right ? 247 00:33:21,764 --> 00:33:24,806 - Yes 248 00:33:26,276 --> 00:33:29,037 Do you want to meet over coffee ? 249 00:33:29,038 --> 00:33:31,120 250 00:33:31,306 --> 00:33:34,738 Break for lunch at one o'clock. Is that OK for you ? 251 00:33:34,973 --> 00:33:36,976 252 00:33:36,996 --> 00:33:39,837 No, my sister works there; it would be awkward 253 00:33:46,836 --> 00:33:49,041 - Hello. - Hello. 254 00:33:49,076 --> 00:33:51,916 - How are you ? - Thanks ! 255 00:33:56,356 --> 00:33:58,416 Hi, Shirley. 256 00:33:58,517 --> 00:33:59,817 Thanks ! 257 00:33:59,956 --> 00:34:03,556 - Do you know what you want? - In a minute. 258 00:34:06,956 --> 00:34:10,676 - How are you doing? - Stable. 259 00:34:10,956 --> 00:34:14,401 You look a little tired. 260 00:34:14,436 --> 00:34:18,076 Your energies tell me you had fun last night. 261 00:34:18,156 --> 00:34:20,201 How do you know? 262 00:34:20,236 --> 00:34:23,756 You're in love with him. You are a Pisces, right? 263 00:34:23,836 --> 00:34:26,276 I'm recording this conversation OK? 264 00:34:26,311 --> 00:34:27,721 OK 265 00:34:27,756 --> 00:34:30,956 - When will this be published? - End next week. 266 00:34:34,956 --> 00:34:39,796 - What is that? - It's for you, little people. 267 00:34:39,836 --> 00:34:43,156 Oh, how nice, thank you ! 268 00:34:46,396 --> 00:34:50,276 You don't have luck, you fall for almost every guy you meet 269 00:34:50,311 --> 00:34:53,676 Pisces are like that. They enjoy falling in love. 270 00:34:53,796 --> 00:34:58,596 Trust me, what you had last night was not love. 271 00:35:15,826 --> 00:35:18,430 Son of a bitch, whoever threw that egg at me ! 272 00:35:18,465 --> 00:35:20,381 Fuck your mother ! 273 00:35:20,416 --> 00:35:23,956 Show yourself, you fucking coward! Where the fuck are you ? 274 00:35:23,991 --> 00:35:27,956 I have 700 punks friends who'll fuck you up ! 275 00:35:36,716 --> 00:35:39,716 Slowly, no hysterically. Good ! 276 00:35:48,916 --> 00:35:51,396 You don't breathe together ! 277 00:35:57,036 --> 00:36:01,796 Stop him ! Why do you need to strain yourself ? 278 00:36:13,916 --> 00:36:15,956 May I, for a second ? 279 00:36:17,476 --> 00:36:21,076 Do the part where you hold his head. 280 00:36:23,236 --> 00:36:27,476 Yes, exactly. Wait, stop, stop, stop ! 281 00:36:27,616 --> 00:36:29,941 He feels a little insecure...... 282 00:36:29,976 --> 00:36:33,076 ....and that's why the movement looks awkward. 283 00:36:34,756 --> 00:36:37,996 Hold me the same way. 284 00:36:38,916 --> 00:36:41,125 Okay, stop ! 285 00:36:41,126 --> 00:36:45,269 The hand has to reach right under this part of the head..... 286 00:36:45,304 --> 00:36:49,676 .....and the other hand under the nape. Do you feel safe ? 287 00:36:49,716 --> 00:36:53,116 The first time I felt I had supernatural powers.... 288 00:36:53,151 --> 00:36:55,321 ...was when we returned from a wedding 289 00:36:55,356 --> 00:36:57,638 I usually sleep during long rides.... 290 00:36:57,673 --> 00:36:59,920 ....especially when returning late at night.... 291 00:36:59,921 --> 00:37:02,676 ...but this time, I surprisingly didn't 292 00:37:02,836 --> 00:37:06,956 My husband drove the car and I was listening to the radio... 293 00:37:06,991 --> 00:37:11,041 ...when suddenly I was struck by bright lights..... 294 00:37:11,076 --> 00:37:16,393 A huge truck. I turned sharply the steering wheel and we were saved. 295 00:37:16,789 --> 00:37:20,316 My husband doesn't usually fall asleep, you should have seen how he woke up ! 296 00:37:20,351 --> 00:37:23,056 And all this derives from your active connections with aliens? 297 00:37:23,156 --> 00:37:27,512 When my father died, I felt very strange. 298 00:37:27,547 --> 00:37:31,468 I could not get out of bed, slept for hours on end 299 00:37:31,568 --> 00:37:34,369 The strange thing was that I didn't change position. 300 00:37:34,416 --> 00:37:38,436 People usually shift four or five times a night. 301 00:37:39,316 --> 00:37:41,081 - Alfred.... - Alfred ? 302 00:37:41,116 --> 00:37:46,308 My husband was terrified, tried in vain to wake me up several times but failed 303 00:37:47,476 --> 00:37:50,496 As if I were not there, and I really wasn't 304 00:37:50,531 --> 00:37:52,541 I was elsewhere. 305 00:37:52,676 --> 00:37:56,916 - Your father's death caused this ? - Not exactly. 306 00:37:56,951 --> 00:38:01,953 The tender emotional state I was in, after his death..... 307 00:38:01,988 --> 00:38:06,956 ....it made me recover distant memories from childhood. 308 00:38:06,991 --> 00:38:09,241 When I was a child of maybe 3 or 4 .... 309 00:38:09,276 --> 00:38:15,556 I really was abducted and had experiments performed upon me. 310 00:38:16,796 --> 00:38:20,516 I remember a very clean, white room. 311 00:38:20,684 --> 00:38:23,356 Sorry to cut you off, but I have to ask you something. 312 00:38:23,391 --> 00:38:25,188 OK I'm all ears. 313 00:38:25,282 --> 00:38:27,844 You're a poet, author, and people admire you. 314 00:38:28,896 --> 00:38:31,926 Aren't you afraid that when this article is published, it'll hurt you ? 315 00:38:31,996 --> 00:38:34,961 People will think you've gone mad ! 316 00:38:34,996 --> 00:38:39,876 First of all, my dear boy, is not the first time that people will think... 317 00:38:39,911 --> 00:38:43,316 that, how should we say, I've gone mad. But I think the contrary... 318 00:38:43,351 --> 00:38:46,361 You'll see people coming out of the closet..... 319 00:38:46,396 --> 00:38:49,220 .....countless numbers have been abducted by aliens. 320 00:38:49,944 --> 00:38:56,650 Have you ever asked yourself why we do not treat each other with love ? 321 00:38:56,996 --> 00:38:59,556 No! Do you know why ? 322 00:38:59,996 --> 00:39:02,716 - Because people are afraid to admit it - What ? 323 00:39:02,751 --> 00:39:05,076 Their alien-ness ! 324 00:39:05,156 --> 00:39:08,436 So he said "I can do without you" and I said, "Yes ?" 325 00:39:08,471 --> 00:39:11,476 "When it's hard, don't crying come to me" 326 00:39:12,036 --> 00:39:17,516 Wait, you had a date last night ! Well, how was it ? 327 00:39:19,196 --> 00:39:24,116 He was kind-of-nice, we went to a really romantic restaurant. 328 00:39:24,276 --> 00:39:28,476 Soft music... He has a sense of humor. 329 00:39:28,596 --> 00:39:31,056 I can't believe you dated a celebrity ! 330 00:39:31,091 --> 00:39:33,181 He's not a celeb, he's a journalist. 331 00:39:33,216 --> 00:39:35,836 He was only chosen as one of the sexiest guys in Tel Aviv 332 00:39:35,871 --> 00:39:38,761 I just don't understand why he's looking for dates online. 333 00:39:38,796 --> 00:39:43,003 Maybe because it's difficult to find normal partners just like that ? 334 00:39:43,038 --> 00:39:45,081 Sorry, I didn't mean to hurt you. 335 00:39:45,116 --> 00:39:49,815 Anyway, I heard from someone that he heard from some guy..... 336 00:39:49,915 --> 00:39:52,686 ...who slept with your guy..... and the journalist has a huge tool ! 337 00:39:52,721 --> 00:39:55,556 I cannot believe the way you're talking 338 00:39:56,476 --> 00:39:59,756 Wait, have you fucked already ? 339 00:40:00,156 --> 00:40:03,556 - Don't ask questions like that, OK ? - Tell me ? 340 00:40:03,981 --> 00:40:06,896 (in german) I'd like to get my things 341 00:40:08,322 --> 00:40:10,576 I think it's that bag over there 342 00:40:12,695 --> 00:40:14,969 (in german)- Thank you ! Bye ! - Bye ! 343 00:40:41,036 --> 00:40:43,216 May I help you ? 344 00:40:46,116 --> 00:40:48,876 - No. - Okay. 345 00:40:57,836 --> 00:41:00,756 Are you interested in a brochure ? 346 00:41:01,836 --> 00:41:03,236 No. 347 00:41:04,317 --> 00:41:07,001 I am here, at your service. 348 00:41:11,056 --> 00:41:13,328 Is it odor proof ? 349 00:41:13,373 --> 00:41:15,484 My good sir, what do you mean ? 350 00:41:15,558 --> 00:41:19,836 Say, something rots inside, will you smell it from outside ? 351 00:41:20,036 --> 00:41:24,836 - I suppose at some stage, yes. - Early on or late ? 352 00:41:24,871 --> 00:41:26,994 I honestly have no idea 353 00:41:30,536 --> 00:41:32,939 I don't think it'll suit me. 354 00:41:45,116 --> 00:41:47,881 - Shalom ! - Hello Shoshana, how are you? 355 00:41:47,916 --> 00:41:51,996 Thanks, slight issues with the heart but everything else is fine. 356 00:41:52,967 --> 00:41:57,776 I have a book that is right just for you. Come back later. 357 00:41:57,996 --> 00:42:04,236 - Have you perhaps seen my son ? - In the office, wrapping books 358 00:42:04,271 --> 00:42:08,276 Then I'll go see him. Bye, thanks ! 359 00:42:19,156 --> 00:42:22,556 - Don't you greet me anymore ? - Mum! 360 00:42:22,591 --> 00:42:24,776 Don't I deserve a kiss ? 361 00:42:25,476 --> 00:42:27,541 What are you doing here? 362 00:42:27,576 --> 00:42:30,561 I brought you lunch so you won't spend your money 363 00:42:30,596 --> 00:42:32,896 I've got plans for lunch already 364 00:42:32,938 --> 00:42:35,396 -Anyone I know ? - It's none of your business ! 365 00:42:35,397 --> 00:42:37,723 Of course it's my business ! You're my son ! 366 00:42:37,916 --> 00:42:40,156 - What are you doing here? - I passed by the cafeteria.... 367 00:42:40,191 --> 00:42:42,396 -... I saw Shirley. - Did you talk to her? 368 00:42:42,431 --> 00:42:45,501 - No, she should apologize first. - She has nothing to apologize for ! 369 00:42:45,536 --> 00:42:47,676 You do not cancel a wedding at the last minute. 370 00:42:47,711 --> 00:42:49,753 Mum, this is not the place to talk about this.... 371 00:42:49,788 --> 00:42:52,161 ...and it's not nice to talk behind Shirley's back 372 00:42:52,196 --> 00:42:55,156 - You never want to talk to me. - Maybe tonight. 373 00:42:55,191 --> 00:42:58,321 Tomorrow, Friday is your birthday ! 374 00:42:58,356 --> 00:43:01,952 I thought, maybe you can bring her too. We will all sit together... 375 00:43:01,987 --> 00:43:04,436 I will make a fancy meal. 376 00:43:05,516 --> 00:43:08,121 Maybe. I cannot promise. 377 00:43:08,156 --> 00:43:10,321 Great !! Then I'll see you on your birthday. 378 00:43:10,356 --> 00:43:13,116 Meanwhile eat something before you go to the restaurant. 379 00:43:13,117 --> 00:43:15,460 - Save yourself some money ! - OK 380 00:43:15,929 --> 00:43:18,417 I'm going now, see you ! 381 00:43:25,926 --> 00:43:29,992 Tell me the truth now, weren't you ever abducted ? 382 00:43:30,027 --> 00:43:32,939 - I don't think so - But someone affected you... 383 00:43:32,974 --> 00:43:35,650 - ... someone more powerful than you - What do you mean? 384 00:43:35,802 --> 00:43:38,725 Everybody has an "effector", that's what I call them... 385 00:43:38,826 --> 00:43:41,722 ..."someone who affects another person" 386 00:43:41,757 --> 00:43:45,316 Occasionally, they are a human-looking alien... 387 00:43:45,351 --> 00:43:49,601 There are hundreds of thousands of "effectors" around the world. 388 00:43:49,636 --> 00:43:53,956 I don't think anyone ever affected me, I always did what I wanted. 389 00:43:53,991 --> 00:43:56,391 Nobody affected me. 390 00:43:56,426 --> 00:43:59,891 - But you're seeking it. -I'm looking for an effector, you know 391 00:43:59,996 --> 00:44:03,362 I think you've found one already 392 00:44:04,328 --> 00:44:09,076 I won't be surprised if it happens today already 393 00:44:24,436 --> 00:44:26,216 Hello. 394 00:44:26,296 --> 00:44:27,841 Hello. 395 00:44:27,876 --> 00:44:29,896 May I sit down ? 396 00:44:32,996 --> 00:44:36,276 - How are you ? - Okay, thank you ! 397 00:44:36,736 --> 00:44:40,196 - You're not looking well - I'm fine. 398 00:44:41,076 --> 00:44:44,316 - Are you angry at me ? - No. 399 00:44:44,556 --> 00:44:47,396 I called you last night, there was no answer. 400 00:44:48,156 --> 00:44:51,916 I didn't pick up. I went out with someone last night. 401 00:44:52,476 --> 00:44:55,236 I came back home late and was too tired. 402 00:44:55,271 --> 00:44:58,756 - How was it ? - Okay. 403 00:45:00,316 --> 00:45:04,196 If we want to meet, you got my number? 404 00:45:04,264 --> 00:45:06,102 Yes 405 00:45:06,956 --> 00:45:09,961 I never thought we'd meet again 406 00:45:09,996 --> 00:45:13,076 -I didn't know you went back to dancing - Only teaching 407 00:45:13,111 --> 00:45:16,156 At my age, I cannot be a Prima Ballerina anymore 408 00:45:16,556 --> 00:45:20,756 - You never mentioned it to me. -My teaching shouldn't disturb us to... 409 00:45:22,396 --> 00:45:26,116 It's been three years since then ! Boaz, what do you want from me ? 410 00:45:27,516 --> 00:45:30,817 Sometimes it takes time to realize something good slipped..... 411 00:45:30,852 --> 00:45:34,916 ...thru your fingers and only when it's gone, you realize how much you've lost 412 00:45:34,951 --> 00:45:38,173 I will not deny that I had a lot of guys in bed... 413 00:45:38,208 --> 00:45:41,396 ...but you know, what we went thru that month was... 414 00:45:41,916 --> 00:45:45,916 If I was just looking just to get laid, just a fuck.... 415 00:45:46,516 --> 00:45:51,156 You're not just a fuck, you're the real deal, you know that. 416 00:45:53,836 --> 00:45:56,556 C'mon, give me a smile, no one died. 417 00:46:05,836 --> 00:46:10,116 - Shalom ! (=hello) - Shoshana, how are you? 418 00:46:10,956 --> 00:46:14,996 Look at you, a real supermodel. 419 00:46:15,956 --> 00:46:18,801 They have set up a nice shop here, 420 00:46:18,836 --> 00:46:21,951 ...it's just a shame that I don't have the money to buy clothes here. 421 00:46:21,952 --> 00:46:26,844 - So Shoshana, how are you ? - I'm fine. But my son Omer worries me 422 00:46:26,879 --> 00:46:29,915 You are good friends. What's goin'on with him ? 423 00:46:29,950 --> 00:46:31,934 What should be goin'on ? 424 00:46:32,034 --> 00:46:34,941 Nothing's goin'on, but I want something to happen already ! 425 00:46:34,976 --> 00:46:39,498 You know, tomorrow it's his birthday I want to celebrate. 426 00:46:39,598 --> 00:46:43,876 I am preparing a big meal, come with him, tell him that I invited you. 427 00:46:43,911 --> 00:46:47,396 Okay, you know what ? I'll drop by the library later 428 00:46:47,431 --> 00:46:50,596 ...we'll gossip for a bit and I'll see if something happens. 429 00:46:50,636 --> 00:46:52,921 - Listen, I need to ask you something - What? 430 00:46:52,956 --> 00:46:57,302 There's a bastard neighbor, who throws eggs at me whenever I leave home ! 431 00:46:57,337 --> 00:46:59,455 Do you know who this homophobe is ? 432 00:46:59,490 --> 00:47:03,076 Not at all, but I saw the dirt. It's really awful. 433 00:47:03,111 --> 00:47:05,654 What's that behavior ? Anyway, I have to go back to work. 434 00:47:05,716 --> 00:47:11,756 - See you tomorrow night. - Great ! See you and take care. 435 00:47:12,396 --> 00:47:16,556 - Who was that woman ? - Just a friend's mother 436 00:47:16,591 --> 00:47:18,681 - You two look close. - Close..... 437 00:47:18,716 --> 00:47:21,396 She is a pain in the ass. Why aren't you folding? 438 00:47:21,431 --> 00:47:24,556 I was repricing 439 00:47:31,596 --> 00:47:33,816 What do you do? 440 00:47:34,076 --> 00:47:39,217 Right now I am a freelancer, I was working on computers and got sick of it 441 00:47:39,252 --> 00:47:42,578 Were you a programmer ? Games and all that stuff ? 442 00:47:43,782 --> 00:47:45,298 No. 443 00:47:46,676 --> 00:47:49,683 - Then, what did you do ? - I just worked there. 444 00:47:50,132 --> 00:47:52,676 Interesting. The important thing is to have work. 445 00:47:53,396 --> 00:47:58,176 Yes, I worked. But the most important thing is to be happy. 446 00:47:58,376 --> 00:48:00,595 Now I'm delighted ! 447 00:48:00,996 --> 00:48:03,156 You have no idea how right you are. 448 00:48:03,191 --> 00:48:05,316 I do have an idea of how right I am. 449 00:48:05,436 --> 00:48:07,596 I have a question. 450 00:48:08,236 --> 00:48:10,276 Ask.... 451 00:48:10,876 --> 00:48:13,836 - Do you want to have sex with me ? - Are you serious ? 452 00:48:14,596 --> 00:48:17,996 I am a sexual magnet, people always want to sleep with me. 453 00:48:18,236 --> 00:48:20,606 I thought maybe you'd like too. 454 00:48:21,049 --> 00:48:23,295 Even straight men want to sleep with me 455 00:48:24,396 --> 00:48:28,716 I think my body has a chromosome that makes all kinds of men... 456 00:48:28,751 --> 00:48:32,636 ...wanting desperately to sleep with me, get fucked by me.... 457 00:48:32,671 --> 00:48:36,116 ...fuck me, cum on me. 458 00:48:37,356 --> 00:48:39,476 You want to cum on me ? 459 00:48:43,836 --> 00:48:45,841 What are you doing ? 460 00:48:45,876 --> 00:48:47,921 - Danny ? - Yes ? 461 00:48:47,956 --> 00:48:50,736 Want to go out with me today? 462 00:48:53,456 --> 00:48:55,476 What do you say ? I don't have much time 463 00:48:55,511 --> 00:48:58,076 I have to go to another class 464 00:48:59,036 --> 00:49:02,276 - Okay. - You remember my address ? 465 00:49:02,676 --> 00:49:04,151 Yes. 466 00:49:04,152 --> 00:49:06,931 Then come tonight. We can go see a film. 467 00:49:07,596 --> 00:49:10,596 - Fine - See you in a few hours ? 468 00:49:10,631 --> 00:49:13,916 Sure, bye. 469 00:49:21,276 --> 00:49:24,796 Hi ! What are you doing? 470 00:49:25,056 --> 00:49:27,376 Preparing a salad. 471 00:49:27,456 --> 00:49:29,716 Why? Where is Yael? 472 00:49:29,796 --> 00:49:32,161 I'm preparing it for me. She's out for a smoke. 473 00:49:32,196 --> 00:49:36,116 - When she's back, tell her to clean up - Okay. 474 00:49:36,151 --> 00:49:41,116 Michal, I actually wanted to ask you a favor. 475 00:49:46,956 --> 00:49:48,676 What? 476 00:49:49,236 --> 00:49:52,076 Well, tomorrow is the birthday of my brother, Omer. 477 00:49:52,111 --> 00:49:55,841 - Okay. - I wanted to surprise him... 478 00:49:55,876 --> 00:49:59,396 Could you bake a cake and deduct it from my salary ? 479 00:49:59,916 --> 00:50:03,876 - A nice cake at a discount ? - What do I get in return ? 480 00:50:04,956 --> 00:50:07,356 What do you want ? 481 00:50:10,556 --> 00:50:13,236 Shirley, why did you cancel the wedding? 482 00:50:13,271 --> 00:50:15,516 I thought we talked about it already. 483 00:50:15,551 --> 00:50:18,636 You talked about it with yourself ! 484 00:50:23,796 --> 00:50:26,841 I want to travel the world before getting married. 485 00:50:26,876 --> 00:50:32,116 So what's the problem? We'd go together, travel and have fun ! 486 00:50:34,036 --> 00:50:37,516 - Would you come with me to Antarctica? - Antarctica ? 487 00:50:37,551 --> 00:50:40,506 - Yes - What's there to do in Antarctica ? 488 00:50:40,507 --> 00:50:42,607 I'm asking if you're willing to leave everything..... 489 00:50:42,636 --> 00:50:44,996 .....and come with me to Antarctica ? 490 00:50:46,796 --> 00:50:51,316 - Will you make me a cake? - Yes 491 00:50:57,196 --> 00:51:01,801 Sivany, I'm leaving you alone for 10 minutes.... 492 00:51:01,836 --> 00:51:05,636 ...and I'm going to see Omer. Yes, the cute one.... 493 00:51:05,737 --> 00:51:08,537 No, he has a girlfriend. Stop it ! 494 00:51:09,540 --> 00:51:12,556 No, I don't know how much it costs, talk to Shelly. 495 00:51:16,996 --> 00:51:19,601 What the hell is this creature ?! 496 00:51:19,736 --> 00:51:24,516 This Godzilla just run over me , fucking murderer... 497 00:51:37,856 --> 00:51:40,121 Look who's here ! 498 00:51:40,156 --> 00:51:43,793 - You came to get books ? - Yes, I need a recommendation, 499 00:51:43,794 --> 00:51:48,194 I'm debating between Marquis de Sade and the Kama Sutra ? 500 00:51:48,236 --> 00:51:51,336 And I thought you already knew all the positions... 501 00:51:51,396 --> 00:51:53,916 - What's the matter with you? - OK, just a second. 502 00:51:53,951 --> 00:51:56,996 Ruth, can you take over for a minute? 503 00:51:58,796 --> 00:52:01,236 - Coffee ? - No, thanks..... 504 00:52:01,276 --> 00:52:04,307 ...but tomorrow we're drinking at your mother's house. 505 00:52:04,308 --> 00:52:06,284 My mother's ? 506 00:52:07,076 --> 00:52:11,436 - Micky, smoking is forbidden here ! - Okay, I'm only holding it 507 00:52:13,956 --> 00:52:16,956 Anyway, your mother came to the shop yesterday. 508 00:52:16,991 --> 00:52:19,401 Tomorrow is your birthday, so she invited me 509 00:52:19,436 --> 00:52:21,480 She's making sure that I'll personally come too 510 00:52:21,481 --> 00:52:23,481 What's wrong with you ? 511 00:52:23,496 --> 00:52:25,936 Whenever you're down I don't hear from you. 512 00:52:25,971 --> 00:52:28,676 I called you last night and the line was busy. 513 00:52:29,156 --> 00:52:31,201 Yes, I met someone at the chatroom 514 00:52:31,236 --> 00:52:33,401 I told you, there's a lot of perverts on the net. 515 00:52:33,436 --> 00:52:36,996 I wish he were a pervert. Give them to me all day long... 516 00:52:37,031 --> 00:52:39,476 No.... He was kind of cute....! 517 00:52:39,876 --> 00:52:42,776 - Wait, how was your date last night ? - Too young. 518 00:52:42,811 --> 00:52:44,841 What do you mean too young ? Did you two fuck ? 519 00:52:44,876 --> 00:52:47,096 No way! He's a kid, probably not even 20 yet 520 00:52:47,131 --> 00:52:49,761 Tell me, are you nuts ? Twenty is a hot age ! 521 00:52:49,796 --> 00:52:52,676 They are at the peak of their fertility at that age.... 522 00:52:53,916 --> 00:52:56,116 .....although last night... 523 00:52:57,916 --> 00:53:00,516 You fucked him on the first meeting ? 524 00:53:00,636 --> 00:53:03,236 -I don't believe it! Did ya use condom? - A what? 525 00:53:03,271 --> 00:53:06,761 - You're crazy! ? - You'll get fired 526 00:53:06,796 --> 00:53:10,396 - Yes, I used one. - Did you talk to him afterwards ? 527 00:53:10,431 --> 00:53:13,156 Talk ? Stop asking silly questions 528 00:53:13,191 --> 00:53:16,253 - He fell asleep and so I fled - Is he cute at least ? 529 00:53:16,555 --> 00:53:19,876 OK, rather handsome, how would I know? You'd like him 530 00:53:19,911 --> 00:53:21,956 What will you do about him ? 531 00:53:22,036 --> 00:53:24,641 I don't know, I think he is too serious. 532 00:53:24,676 --> 00:53:27,721 He started talking about relationship, marriage and all that shit...... 533 00:53:27,756 --> 00:53:30,516 I cannot even manage my own life, so, a "marriage" on top ?! 534 00:53:30,696 --> 00:53:33,503 Marriage, that's good.And what about children ? Don't you want children ? 535 00:53:33,596 --> 00:53:36,921 Tell me, are you crazy ? What children? Children? 536 00:53:36,956 --> 00:53:39,916 I'm sorry for the kids that I'll have. They'll have to take care of me. 537 00:53:39,951 --> 00:53:41,281 Children ! 538 00:53:41,316 --> 00:53:44,836 Anyway, I think he wants two children. 539 00:53:45,516 --> 00:53:47,756 So what will you do? 540 00:53:48,516 --> 00:53:50,916 He doesn't have my number. 541 00:54:08,076 --> 00:54:10,081 Hi ! 542 00:54:10,116 --> 00:54:12,836 - How are you ? - You first.... 543 00:54:13,237 --> 00:54:15,547 - I'm fine. And you ? - Good, good 544 00:54:16,076 --> 00:54:18,441 I'm sorry for running away. 545 00:54:18,476 --> 00:54:21,516 No, it's fine. We are not committed or anything, right? 546 00:54:21,703 --> 00:54:23,753 Yeah, sure, spot-on ! 547 00:54:24,076 --> 00:54:26,081 Great ! 548 00:54:26,116 --> 00:54:29,316 - I really enjoyed it ! - Me too ! 549 00:54:30,356 --> 00:54:32,916 Do you want to hook up tonight ? 550 00:54:33,676 --> 00:54:36,646 I can only very late, I must meet all sorts of people. 551 00:54:36,960 --> 00:54:40,918 - An article for the newspaper ? - Yes, I work at crazy hours. 552 00:54:40,953 --> 00:54:44,876 Okay, I am a night person myself, and quite crazy too.... 553 00:54:45,696 --> 00:54:48,056 It's a date then 554 00:54:48,596 --> 00:54:50,876 Bye ! 555 00:55:19,316 --> 00:55:21,556 - Pardon me ? - Yes? 556 00:55:21,876 --> 00:55:24,181 Have I scared you ? 557 00:55:24,216 --> 00:55:27,181 No, it's fine, how can I help you ? 558 00:55:27,216 --> 00:55:29,570 I'm looking for research material on people who claim that..... 559 00:55:29,571 --> 00:55:31,824 ..they've been abducted by aliens or have met them. 560 00:55:31,859 --> 00:55:34,116 - Field research. - Aliens ? 561 00:55:34,151 --> 00:55:37,203 I am a journalist. I'm looking for material for an article I'm writing.... 562 00:55:37,240 --> 00:55:39,622 .....on such people. - OK 563 00:55:48,876 --> 00:55:51,416 - Coming ? - Of course 564 00:56:02,636 --> 00:56:06,036 -May I guess something? - What? 565 00:56:06,276 --> 00:56:10,076 You're interested in the topic. You have read all the books. 566 00:56:10,436 --> 00:56:12,956 The little that we have here, I've read it 567 00:56:14,996 --> 00:56:17,745 - So, maybe you can come with me today? - What ? 568 00:56:17,956 --> 00:56:22,156 I'm writing an article on the author, Matilda Rose. 569 00:56:22,316 --> 00:56:25,376 - I've read her books. - I interviewed her today and.... 570 00:56:25,456 --> 00:56:28,121 ...she told me that she was abducted by aliens. 571 00:56:28,156 --> 00:56:31,716 Tonight there's a meeting of a support group of the abductees. 572 00:56:32,196 --> 00:56:36,036 If you are interested you are welcome to the meeting. 573 00:56:36,156 --> 00:56:38,616 Thanks, but I don't know you 574 00:56:38,816 --> 00:56:41,596 I'm Ronen Tal, journalist thirty-something.... 575 00:56:41,631 --> 00:56:44,681 - How much of a something ? - I don't talk about it. 576 00:56:44,716 --> 00:56:47,242 You wrote a column about your life in London ? 577 00:56:47,341 --> 00:56:49,173 Yes. 578 00:56:50,356 --> 00:56:54,316 I don't know you, but I've seen you here a few times. 579 00:56:54,436 --> 00:56:58,036 - I work here, you know. - I forgot. 580 00:56:59,556 --> 00:57:02,156 It's OK, I've seen you too.... 581 00:57:02,196 --> 00:57:07,116 - Do you close here at 7 pm ? - I'll be here until closing. 582 00:57:07,636 --> 00:57:09,796 And then we'll go? 583 00:57:19,956 --> 00:57:22,336 Don't you greet your mother anymore? 584 00:57:22,356 --> 00:57:23,808 Hi ! 585 00:57:24,128 --> 00:57:27,121 - Are you on a break ? - Yes 586 00:57:27,156 --> 00:57:29,401 Tomorrow is the birthday of your brother 587 00:57:29,436 --> 00:57:33,023 I invited him to a festive dinner, you are also invited. 588 00:57:33,696 --> 00:57:35,301 Thank you ! 589 00:57:35,402 --> 00:57:38,055 - Micky will come too. - Great ! 590 00:57:38,096 --> 00:57:41,341 - Will you come ? - If you want me to, I will 591 00:57:41,511 --> 00:57:44,376 Your brother will be very happy ! 592 00:57:47,636 --> 00:57:51,716 - What is she doing here ? - She owns the coffee house !! 593 00:57:52,214 --> 00:57:55,050 - Do you still love her ? - Mama, is this your business ? 594 00:57:55,096 --> 00:57:57,716 -When you'll again almost get married.. - Listen, it's not her fault ! 595 00:57:57,751 --> 00:58:00,242 I know the type, I married one. 596 00:58:00,296 --> 00:58:02,601 And where is he now ? Six feet under. 597 00:58:02,636 --> 00:58:05,101 He left me alone to take care of all your problems. 598 00:58:05,136 --> 00:58:08,436 Even when he was alive he was busy fooling around on the side, constantly 599 00:58:08,593 --> 00:58:12,321 - Do you need help ? - It's OK, darling 600 00:58:12,356 --> 00:58:14,996 - I'd be happy to help... - No, no, I'm fine. 601 00:58:20,276 --> 00:58:22,721 You know, I have dreams. Do you have dreams? 602 00:58:22,756 --> 00:58:25,181 Of course I have dreams. That you get married... 603 00:58:25,216 --> 00:58:28,169 ..that my son gets married, that I have grandchildren, great-grandchildren. 604 00:58:28,404 --> 00:58:30,536 I'm still young. I can help. 605 00:58:30,636 --> 00:58:32,676 Listen, Omer is not exactly a party-thrower... 606 00:58:32,711 --> 00:58:35,086 ....and I want to travel a little more before settling down. 607 00:58:35,087 --> 00:58:38,153 You always have to say something that makes me feel worse. 608 00:58:38,476 --> 00:58:41,916 Shirley, there are customers waiting. 609 00:58:42,251 --> 00:58:44,256 I have to go. 610 00:58:44,296 --> 00:58:47,436 - But what about the grandchildren? - Goodbye, Shoshana. 611 00:58:57,076 --> 00:58:59,276 Where exactly are we going ? 612 00:58:59,311 --> 00:59:01,596 I told you, right ? 613 00:59:01,796 --> 00:59:04,836 I'm not used to traveling with strangers. 614 00:59:04,871 --> 00:59:07,876 Haven't you ever gone on a trip and hitchhiked ? 615 00:59:07,911 --> 00:59:09,841 No. 616 00:59:09,876 --> 00:59:14,236 - Gone out with men you don't know? - Rarely. 617 00:59:14,271 --> 00:59:18,316 That sounds suspicious, Are you lying? 618 00:59:19,436 --> 00:59:22,956 It doesn't matter, there is always a first time. 619 00:59:26,476 --> 00:59:31,836 - Is everything okay? - Yes, I like classical music. 620 00:59:41,556 --> 00:59:43,876 I wonder why there's no light.... 621 00:59:43,996 --> 00:59:46,836 - Are you sure it's here? - Yes 622 00:59:48,116 --> 00:59:50,676 I think it's here. 623 00:59:54,476 --> 00:59:58,716 Last night I was alone in the office, I worked overtime. 624 01:00:00,056 --> 01:00:02,556 I had another calling... 625 01:00:02,636 --> 01:00:05,561 Suddenly I heard all kinds of strange voices..... 626 01:00:05,596 --> 01:00:09,196 ....and they talked about an upcoming disaster 627 01:00:09,476 --> 01:00:12,956 A private disaster or universal one ? 628 01:00:13,391 --> 01:00:15,481 Universal, I think. 629 01:00:15,516 --> 01:00:17,703 To me they only say personal things... 630 01:00:17,704 --> 01:00:21,220 They asked me questions as on the death of my father, how I felt....? 631 01:00:22,196 --> 01:00:25,714 How I felt that I saved my husband and me from an accident..... 632 01:00:25,715 --> 01:00:29,408 - Questions on emotions - They've been quiet lately 633 01:00:29,566 --> 01:00:32,541 For some time already, they have not contacted me 634 01:00:32,576 --> 01:00:35,516 They don't come to take me anymore, I think they don't love me. 635 01:00:35,551 --> 01:00:37,721 They love you, they do...! 636 01:00:37,756 --> 01:00:39,921 ....but for now, you are not useful to them 637 01:00:39,956 --> 01:00:43,956 Maybe your aura scares them. they're very sensitive to auras. 638 01:00:43,991 --> 01:00:47,756 And yours is really terrifying, too green. 639 01:00:47,791 --> 01:00:49,836 What do you think I should do ? 640 01:00:50,716 --> 01:00:54,716 - They mentioned nothing specific. - What about you? 641 01:00:54,956 --> 01:00:57,629 - Were you exposed to them ? - No ! -You're lying ! 642 01:00:57,676 --> 01:00:59,680 How dare you talk like that our guest? 643 01:00:59,681 --> 01:01:02,893 - He is lying.. - I'm not ! - Whatever you say ! 644 01:01:03,231 --> 01:01:05,361 Are you okay? 645 01:01:05,396 --> 01:01:08,801 - We can leave, if you want - I want to stay. 646 01:01:08,836 --> 01:01:13,036 The energies here are too negative 647 01:01:14,076 --> 01:01:16,716 I can see his aura and this is not helping. 648 01:01:16,751 --> 01:01:19,081 You didn't tell what you think... 649 01:01:19,116 --> 01:01:26,116 Is something big going to happen or I did I misunderstand the message ? 650 01:01:26,951 --> 01:01:29,601 As always, you misunderstood 651 01:01:29,636 --> 01:01:32,512 I think they talked about you personally...... 652 01:01:32,547 --> 01:01:35,041 -....they do not deal with prophecies. Yes they do ! 653 01:01:35,076 --> 01:01:36,601 I told you all ! 654 01:01:36,636 --> 01:01:38,756 They prophesized my parents' divorce when I was a kid. 655 01:01:38,791 --> 01:01:40,776 Tell us !! 656 01:01:40,876 --> 01:01:42,916 My sister was still a baby..... 657 01:01:43,836 --> 01:01:47,276 I remember looking through a crack on the door, at my parents. 658 01:01:47,311 --> 01:01:50,116 They fought almost every night. 659 01:01:50,756 --> 01:01:54,796 Suddenly someone stood beside me and asked if I wanted them to be separated 660 01:01:54,831 --> 01:01:59,756 I said yes, and he said they would, in a few years. 661 01:02:01,276 --> 01:02:04,116 I remember his face was so weird... 662 01:02:04,151 --> 01:02:06,793 I had a strange feeling about you.... 663 01:02:06,828 --> 01:02:09,436 I knew I should bring you here. 664 01:02:14,516 --> 01:02:17,316 Are you absolutely sure they were aliens ? 665 01:02:18,316 --> 01:02:20,356 I think so. 666 01:02:22,756 --> 01:02:26,916 This park is beautiful, I haven't been here for ages ! 667 01:02:28,156 --> 01:02:30,596 I smoked weed here when I was in high school 668 01:02:31,596 --> 01:02:35,036 When I was really small, I used to ride my bike here. 669 01:02:35,396 --> 01:02:38,196 We lived at the other end of the street. 670 01:02:38,396 --> 01:02:40,796 Actually, I still live there. 671 01:02:41,116 --> 01:02:43,516 Do you live with your parents ? 672 01:02:44,396 --> 01:02:47,116 Actually, with my ex-boyfriend. 673 01:02:47,676 --> 01:02:50,478 My parents died in a car accident a year ago..... 674 01:02:51,515 --> 01:02:53,556 ...that's why I returned to Israel. 675 01:02:53,956 --> 01:02:55,996 I'm sorry... 676 01:02:56,356 --> 01:02:58,396 It's allright 677 01:03:00,356 --> 01:03:03,756 Anyway, I live at the other end of the street. 678 01:03:05,716 --> 01:03:09,476 So, you live with your ex-boyfriend ? 679 01:03:09,511 --> 01:03:13,196 Yes, we get along fine 680 01:03:14,436 --> 01:03:18,756 You know, finding a flatmate today is a hellish nightmare. 681 01:03:19,476 --> 01:03:22,956 As long as there is no big jealousy, it's fine 682 01:03:24,916 --> 01:03:27,836 So you live across the street ? 683 01:03:28,236 --> 01:03:31,716 The other end is not so far, this is not London. 684 01:03:32,996 --> 01:03:36,916 Like when you're a kid and you have no sense of proportion... 685 01:03:37,476 --> 01:03:40,036 ....the city looks so big. 686 01:03:40,396 --> 01:03:45,076 Even though you barely have 300,000 people living in Tel Aviv 687 01:03:45,111 --> 01:03:50,396 371,600 at the end of 2006 ! 688 01:03:54,236 --> 01:03:57,656 What I wanted to say is that when you're a child.... 689 01:03:57,691 --> 01:04:01,076 ...what is most important to others seems insignificant to you... 690 01:04:01,276 --> 01:04:05,636 ....and then suddenly things change. 691 01:04:05,936 --> 01:04:09,196 Our desires change over the years. 692 01:04:12,356 --> 01:04:14,536 Here is where I live. 693 01:04:14,596 --> 01:04:16,616 Here ? 694 01:04:17,596 --> 01:04:19,836 Nice ! 695 01:04:21,116 --> 01:04:25,076 Want to come up for a coffee ? 696 01:04:26,836 --> 01:04:31,796 I want to, but I have a date 697 01:04:33,556 --> 01:04:35,836 I'll go out with someone that I met only yesterday..... 698 01:04:35,871 --> 01:04:38,476 ....but he made a good impression 699 01:04:39,996 --> 01:04:42,082 I'd love to have coffee..... 700 01:04:42,596 --> 01:04:44,516 but... 701 01:04:44,616 --> 01:04:46,741 Do you understand me, right ? 702 01:04:46,776 --> 01:04:50,756 It's OK, don't stand him up ! I would feel bad afterwards. 703 01:04:51,276 --> 01:04:53,276 Sorry. 704 01:04:55,342 --> 01:04:56,138 Good. 705 01:04:56,756 --> 01:04:58,516 Good. 706 01:05:05,956 --> 01:05:08,236 Well..... see you again ! 707 01:05:17,636 --> 01:05:19,556 Goodbye. 708 01:05:59,036 --> 01:06:00,516 Bye. 709 01:06:09,156 --> 01:06:11,238 - Hello. - How are you doing? 710 01:06:11,239 --> 01:06:13,239 - Well, are you leaving ? - Yes, I finished. 711 01:06:13,296 --> 01:06:15,836 I have to buy a shaker for Omer, it's his birthday tomorrow. 712 01:06:15,871 --> 01:06:18,961 Tomorrow morning. I'm not going back there. 713 01:06:18,996 --> 01:06:23,156 - Jelly-beans for a shaker ? - You going back to Pola's ? 714 01:06:23,556 --> 01:06:26,396 - Yes, I have to close the pub. - Come on. 715 01:06:26,431 --> 01:06:28,796 - What? Are you going to see Michal ? - Yes 716 01:06:29,896 --> 01:06:32,416 How is it going between you two ? OK ? 717 01:06:32,496 --> 01:06:34,481 Yes. 718 01:06:34,516 --> 01:06:37,876 Shame, Michal loves you. I'm serious. 719 01:06:37,936 --> 01:06:40,462 Please let me buy the shaker ? 720 01:06:40,563 --> 01:06:42,954 - Tomorrow morning 9:00 am. - OK, fine. 721 01:07:51,196 --> 01:07:53,375 - Hello. 722 01:07:53,421 --> 01:07:54,527 Yes. 723 01:07:54,528 --> 01:07:56,705 724 01:07:57,276 --> 01:07:58,996 Hello. 725 01:08:00,264 --> 01:08:03,159 I called to ask if you have plans for tonight 726 01:08:03,476 --> 01:08:05,996 Nothing that I cannot cancel. 727 01:09:01,156 --> 01:09:02,536 - Hi - Hi 728 01:09:05,556 --> 01:09:08,176 - Sorry about the short notice..... - It's Okay. 729 01:09:08,211 --> 01:09:10,796 It had nothing to do, anyway. 730 01:09:29,596 --> 01:09:33,396 - I'm sorry, am I disturbing ? - No, no way. It's all right. 731 01:09:40,076 --> 01:09:42,836 It really has become our regular table 732 01:09:43,836 --> 01:09:46,316 Yes, indeed... 733 01:09:51,036 --> 01:09:54,716 - What book did you take ? - What book? 734 01:09:54,751 --> 01:09:57,081 You were at the library today 735 01:09:57,116 --> 01:10:01,796 Oh, no, no, I only visited a friend who works there. 736 01:10:03,396 --> 01:10:05,596 Why ? Do you read much ? 737 01:10:07,816 --> 01:10:09,856 Sort of.... 738 01:10:09,916 --> 01:10:12,556 I don't know, I don't have the patience for it. 739 01:10:12,596 --> 01:10:15,316 What ? Can't you sit on your ass still for five minutes ? 740 01:10:15,802 --> 01:10:18,556 Yes .. no... I mean... I used to read a lot...... 741 01:10:18,591 --> 01:10:22,796 ...but I have no patience for it lately 742 01:10:38,516 --> 01:10:40,716 Well, shall we go ? 743 01:10:42,576 --> 01:10:44,596 - Hi, Eitan. - Michal. 744 01:10:44,631 --> 01:10:46,696 Michal: How are you, doll ? 745 01:10:50,156 --> 01:10:52,916 - Are you alright ? - We'll talk later.The usual ? 746 01:10:52,951 --> 01:10:54,976 Yes, urgently ! 747 01:11:00,996 --> 01:11:03,516 - Voila. - Thanks, baby. 748 01:11:21,756 --> 01:11:25,116 - Alcohol makes you horny ? - What ? 749 01:11:25,151 --> 01:11:27,956 Does alcohol make you horny ? 750 01:11:29,796 --> 01:11:31,476 Yes. 751 01:11:32,196 --> 01:11:34,636 Me too. 752 01:11:36,436 --> 01:11:39,565 You know, there used to be a public park here full of flowers. 753 01:11:40,236 --> 01:11:43,796 - Really ? - And before that, this was an orchard 754 01:11:44,216 --> 01:11:46,616 I did not know that. 755 01:11:46,956 --> 01:11:49,396 So you've lived here all your life ? 756 01:11:49,736 --> 01:11:53,596 Yes, I was born here. And you? 757 01:11:54,356 --> 01:11:57,796 I was born in Germany, and then my parents emigrated. 758 01:11:57,976 --> 01:12:00,496 They didn't want to raise me in Germany 759 01:12:00,676 --> 01:12:03,036 I can unerstand why... 760 01:12:03,236 --> 01:12:05,476 What about your parents ? 761 01:12:06,996 --> 01:12:10,636 Leave it ! It's a complicated relationship. 762 01:12:11,436 --> 01:12:14,636 My being both gay and a dancer it's not easy, you know. 763 01:12:14,756 --> 01:12:17,956 My sister is a lesbian, so I know what it means "it is not easy". 764 01:12:20,136 --> 01:12:23,156 Did you ever feel like running away? 765 01:12:23,716 --> 01:12:26,436 Didn't you just want to go to New York ? 766 01:12:26,471 --> 01:12:28,556 - To New York? - New York. 767 01:12:30,636 --> 01:12:34,076 Actually I lived in New York, I studied there... 768 01:12:34,111 --> 01:12:37,153 But it was more like.... searching for something, 769 01:12:37,188 --> 01:12:40,096 I do not know why, but I was looking for something 770 01:12:40,131 --> 01:12:42,216 Did you find it ? 771 01:12:42,296 --> 01:12:44,936 At first, you look for serenity.... 772 01:12:44,971 --> 01:12:47,676 ....NYC is a very big and noisy city 773 01:12:49,196 --> 01:12:51,476 So you came back here ? 774 01:12:52,196 --> 01:12:55,496 I forgot that Tel Aviv too is a big city 775 01:12:56,036 --> 01:12:58,036 But more quiet ? 776 01:12:58,131 --> 01:13:00,276 Yes, quieter. 777 01:13:28,076 --> 01:13:29,996 Stronger...! 778 01:13:36,876 --> 01:13:38,956 You're a man, a man ! 779 01:13:38,991 --> 01:13:40,716 I know. 780 01:14:33,236 --> 01:14:35,401 Wait a minute, I know you ! 781 01:14:35,436 --> 01:14:38,736 You fucked me and then you sat on my dick, don't you remember? 782 01:14:38,976 --> 01:14:41,061 - Seriously ? - Yes 783 01:14:41,096 --> 01:14:44,236 You sat on my dick like never before, remember...? 784 01:14:44,271 --> 01:14:47,636 - When? - About three years ago. 785 01:14:48,876 --> 01:14:51,330 Do you know how many men I bring here ? 786 01:14:51,331 --> 01:14:54,054 You and I, we fucked twice three years ago..... 787 01:14:54,236 --> 01:14:57,556 .....half a year of apart, if I remember correctly. 788 01:14:57,591 --> 01:15:00,721 So, what do you say ? Do you want to continue ? 789 01:15:00,756 --> 01:15:04,836 Of course I want to continue ! Would I give up on your riding my dick ? 790 01:15:07,036 --> 01:15:10,156 So what do you want ? You get on all fours..? 791 01:15:10,191 --> 01:15:13,036 .....or should I sit on you ? 792 01:15:13,596 --> 01:15:17,121 How about this: we masturbate a little bit..... 793 01:15:17,156 --> 01:15:21,152 ....then suck each other off, and I'll get on all fours..... 794 01:15:21,153 --> 01:15:24,476 Then you sit on me, okay ? 795 01:15:24,511 --> 01:15:26,674 Sounds good. 796 01:15:27,676 --> 01:15:30,196 Let's sit in front of each other. 797 01:15:37,476 --> 01:15:39,636 We'll take your pants off first. 798 01:15:39,671 --> 01:15:41,856 That's a good idea. 799 01:16:10,836 --> 01:16:13,156 Are you comfortable ? 800 01:16:13,396 --> 01:16:15,436 Very 801 01:16:51,916 --> 01:16:54,676 I haven't been fucked like that in a long time. 802 01:17:01,236 --> 01:17:03,321 Do you want ? 803 01:17:03,356 --> 01:17:06,116 I told you I don't smoke. 804 01:17:12,496 --> 01:17:15,001 Do you want to come to dinner with me tomorrow? 805 01:17:15,036 --> 01:17:18,996 A good friend of mine has birthday and his mother is preparing dinner. 806 01:17:19,031 --> 01:17:21,396 No, I don't think so 807 01:17:21,476 --> 01:17:25,916 - But I want to brag about you - What is there to brag about ? 808 01:17:26,476 --> 01:17:29,396 I would love you to come. 809 01:17:30,636 --> 01:17:32,841 Are you sure? 810 01:17:32,876 --> 01:17:36,316 After this fuck....? It will be hard to leave you... 811 01:17:37,876 --> 01:17:42,036 - Are you serious? - I think so 812 01:17:45,876 --> 01:17:48,401 - Do you feel like it ? - What? 813 01:17:48,436 --> 01:17:50,556 Come, come, it'll be fun. 814 01:18:55,496 --> 01:18:57,516 Sorry. 815 01:18:59,236 --> 01:19:01,636 I should be apologizing 816 01:21:31,076 --> 01:21:32,916 Shirley ? 817 01:21:33,196 --> 01:21:35,496 Babe, come here a moment. 818 01:21:35,531 --> 01:21:38,096 - What? - I have a question 819 01:21:38,836 --> 01:21:41,156 Baby, can we leave it for later ? 820 01:21:51,636 --> 01:21:53,836 Do you still love me ? 821 01:21:54,036 --> 01:21:56,076 You know I do 822 01:21:56,636 --> 01:21:59,776 Baby, I still love you too 823 01:22:02,556 --> 01:22:05,096 Darling, we talked about this today already 824 01:22:09,076 --> 01:22:14,236 I have a gift, something small for you. 825 01:22:14,671 --> 01:22:17,156 What do you mean? 826 01:22:19,676 --> 01:22:22,996 - Michali, what's this? - Open it ! 827 01:22:36,116 --> 01:22:38,116 When did you have the time ? 828 01:22:38,151 --> 01:22:40,276 I had it. 829 01:22:44,813 --> 01:22:50,396 - I cannot accept it. - Come, I want you to have fun. 830 01:22:51,676 --> 01:22:55,956 I cannot travel with you. I have here a business to run..... 831 01:22:58,276 --> 01:23:03,196 - ....and when you get back... - What if I don't return ? 832 01:23:05,436 --> 01:23:09,216 Then it means I didn't get to know well. 833 01:23:09,816 --> 01:23:13,336 I'm not even sure that I know myself. 834 01:23:21,676 --> 01:23:25,320 - I don't think I should come in - I understand. 835 01:23:26,996 --> 01:23:30,177 - It's too soon. - I know. 836 01:23:30,216 --> 01:23:32,521 This does not mean anything. I enjoyed myself. 837 01:23:32,522 --> 01:23:34,063 So did I. 838 01:23:34,164 --> 01:23:36,726 - Not that I don't want to. I do ! - Me too... 839 01:23:49,276 --> 01:23:53,116 - I'm just not ready yet. - I know. 840 01:23:54,296 --> 01:23:56,556 Want to meet tomorrow? 841 01:23:56,756 --> 01:24:00,836 Sure... Will you come to dinner with me ? 842 01:24:03,276 --> 01:24:06,576 - Dinner ? - Yes, it's my birthday tomorrow... 843 01:24:06,611 --> 01:24:08,819 ...and my mother is making dinner. 844 01:24:08,820 --> 01:24:10,975 - Happy Birthday! - Thanks. 845 01:24:11,556 --> 01:24:13,556 I will come. 846 01:24:14,036 --> 01:24:16,916 - So tomorrow at 7 pm ? - Okay. 847 01:24:16,951 --> 01:24:18,716 Great ! 848 01:24:19,556 --> 01:24:22,036 - Good night, then. - Good night 849 01:25:01,796 --> 01:25:05,996 - Baby, thanks. - Thank you ! 850 01:25:14,276 --> 01:25:16,836 How is it that I love you so much ? 851 01:25:17,716 --> 01:25:20,316 Because I have time. 852 01:26:53,936 --> 01:26:55,936 Good morning. 853 01:26:56,036 --> 01:26:58,101 Who are you? 854 01:26:58,136 --> 01:27:00,251 Ronen didn't tell you that he has a flatmate? 855 01:27:00,352 --> 01:27:02,758 - No. - Coffee? 856 01:27:03,796 --> 01:27:05,836 No thanks, I'm in a hurry. 857 01:27:06,236 --> 01:27:08,716 It's not even 6 am !! 858 01:27:12,036 --> 01:27:14,276 I need to shower. 859 01:27:14,556 --> 01:27:17,609 -Tell him I'll call this evening, OK ? - OK 860 01:27:18,716 --> 01:27:21,236 It will help if you turn the key ! 861 01:27:24,736 --> 01:27:27,096 You're welcome ! 862 01:27:28,796 --> 01:27:31,041 Shalom ! (=Hello !) 863 01:27:31,076 --> 01:27:34,096 - Good morning, Shoshana. - Good morning. 864 01:27:34,131 --> 01:27:36,181 You started early this morning. 865 01:27:36,216 --> 01:27:39,161 Weekend, everyone wants to get their hair done. 866 01:27:39,196 --> 01:27:42,276 I barely made it here, there was a long queue at the clinic... 867 01:27:42,311 --> 01:27:44,381 I thought I was going to die ! 868 01:27:44,396 --> 01:27:47,041 As long as you made it safely here... 869 01:27:47,076 --> 01:27:51,556 My son will kill me, I need my vitamins now. 870 01:27:51,796 --> 01:27:54,799 Remind me to take my anti-vomiting pill at noon. 871 01:27:54,916 --> 01:27:57,076 - I'm feeling nauseous. - OK. 872 01:27:57,515 --> 01:28:00,836 I heard your son is dating a reporter ? 873 01:28:01,116 --> 01:28:03,641 Shoshana, you were asked a question ! 874 01:28:03,676 --> 01:28:06,521 - Oh, you were talking to me ? - Sure ! My own kids are not boys ! 875 01:28:06,556 --> 01:28:09,236 All I have is girls ! Who could she talk to ? 876 01:28:10,196 --> 01:28:13,276 Last night he was with his boyfriend..... 877 01:28:13,796 --> 01:28:16,316 in that aliens' support group. 878 01:28:16,351 --> 01:28:19,433 My son goes there every week..... 879 01:28:19,468 --> 01:28:22,481 .....and he saw Omer there with that journalist 880 01:28:22,516 --> 01:28:24,996 ....who is writing an article about them. 881 01:28:25,031 --> 01:28:27,361 I didn't know he has a boyfriend... 882 01:28:27,396 --> 01:28:30,236 Omer even told them how he had spoken with the aliens. 883 01:28:30,836 --> 01:28:33,453 I do not believe in aliens, do you ? 884 01:28:33,616 --> 01:28:37,036 Today is his birthday, he must have been joking at them 885 01:28:37,071 --> 01:28:39,356 My son Yoram was very serious... 886 01:28:40,636 --> 01:28:44,439 These people are bored, just bored... 887 01:28:44,956 --> 01:28:47,374 Your son is gay ? How old is he ? 888 01:28:47,474 --> 01:28:49,608 Isn't time he got married already ? 889 01:28:49,643 --> 01:28:52,556 He should tell his boyfriend it's time to get married. 890 01:28:52,636 --> 01:28:55,436 - You know, also my son is gay. - Really ? 891 01:28:55,471 --> 01:28:58,236 - Maybe we can set them up ? - Do you have a photo ? 892 01:29:01,559 --> 01:29:04,796 Here, take a look. Well, what do you say ? 893 01:29:04,831 --> 01:29:08,316 Wouldn't they be lovey together ? Isn't about time ? 894 01:29:08,596 --> 01:29:11,996 Hook-ups all the time, a night here, a night there. 895 01:29:12,031 --> 01:29:14,081 Enough is enough. 896 01:29:14,116 --> 01:29:17,476 Great ! You opened a matchmaking agency here. 897 01:29:17,511 --> 01:29:19,601 Shoshana..... 898 01:29:19,636 --> 01:29:21,901 ....your daughter, the lesbian..... 899 01:29:21,936 --> 01:29:24,601 ...shouldn't she have been married already ? 900 01:29:24,636 --> 01:29:27,561 Yes, she's young, she has something up her head. 901 01:29:27,596 --> 01:29:32,676 Take my son, he is a lawyer, works out, eats well..... 902 01:29:32,811 --> 01:29:35,441 ..what else does a Jewish mother need ? 903 01:29:35,476 --> 01:29:38,996 A doctor son-in-law, for all the heart problems. 904 01:29:39,031 --> 01:29:41,179 You want a doctor in the family ? 905 01:29:41,256 --> 01:29:43,641 I have someone for you, a charming person.... 906 01:29:43,676 --> 01:29:48,316 Look, she's a wonderful girl, a doctor at the emergency room.... 907 01:29:48,351 --> 01:29:52,956 She's my neighbour, also single and looking for someone. 908 01:29:54,916 --> 01:29:57,956 Well, we're done with you. What do you think ? 909 01:29:57,991 --> 01:30:01,442 Excellent, just what I wanted ! 910 01:30:01,681 --> 01:30:05,676 - The same, but new. - Good ! 911 01:30:06,036 --> 01:30:08,096 -Shoshana? - Yes ? 912 01:30:08,131 --> 01:30:10,356 Come, it's your turn. 913 01:30:10,636 --> 01:30:13,036 - Goodbye, Shoshana. - Goodbye. 914 01:30:18,276 --> 01:30:23,194 - What are you doing today? - The normal, nothing grandiose... 915 01:30:23,772 --> 01:30:26,036 .....but at a good price ! 916 01:30:37,056 --> 01:30:38,604 Hello? 917 01:30:38,636 --> 01:30:40,743 - Happy Birthday ! -Mickey? 918 01:30:40,844 --> 01:30:44,501 Wanted to be the first. What's the matter ? You don't sound too hot... 919 01:30:44,751 --> 01:30:46,790 Yes, I just woke up. 920 01:30:46,791 --> 01:30:49,061 921 01:30:49,836 --> 01:30:51,436 Shit! 922 01:30:58,316 --> 01:31:02,076 - Are you going out already ? - I'm late for warm-ups 923 01:31:02,756 --> 01:31:05,476 - Have you met ? - Yes 924 01:31:05,511 --> 01:31:08,196 So how was he...? 925 01:31:08,476 --> 01:31:10,596 Naughty boy....! 926 01:31:12,516 --> 01:31:16,396 - Your date said he'll call you. - Run, run, so you won't be late 927 01:31:25,456 --> 01:31:27,281 Sorry ! 928 01:31:27,316 --> 01:31:29,836 - You're late. - Yes, you okay ? 929 01:31:29,871 --> 01:31:32,236 Come in, so you won't be late. 930 01:31:57,876 --> 01:32:00,881 - Good morning. - '''morning. 931 01:32:00,916 --> 01:32:03,236 Sorry about yesterday. I went out with someone. 932 01:32:03,271 --> 01:32:05,556 I also went out with someone yesterday 933 01:32:05,836 --> 01:32:08,676 - So it ended up well. - Yeah, ended up well. 934 01:32:09,044 --> 01:32:11,956 - I like him a lot - I'm glad for you 935 01:32:12,196 --> 01:32:14,256 Thank you. 936 01:32:18,456 --> 01:32:20,441 Happy Birthday! 937 01:32:20,476 --> 01:32:23,636 - Happy birthday to you...!! - You scared me! 938 01:32:23,676 --> 01:32:25,801 Why are you so late ? 939 01:32:25,836 --> 01:32:27,936 I didn't wake up, luckily Mickey called me. 940 01:32:27,971 --> 01:32:30,736 - Why? What were you doing all night ? - Sleeping 941 01:32:30,771 --> 01:32:32,858 - Oh, yeah ? - Yes ! 942 01:32:33,036 --> 01:32:35,681 - Well, read this, it is excellent. - What's it about ? 943 01:32:35,716 --> 01:32:38,236 I have to run, I'm already late for work 944 01:32:38,271 --> 01:32:40,344 - I am the first, right? - Yes 945 01:32:40,344 --> 01:32:42,436 - Happy Birthday ! - Goodbye. 946 01:32:46,596 --> 01:32:49,881 -That was your sister ? - How did you know ? 947 01:32:49,916 --> 01:32:53,316 She has the same eyes with you, she is pretty, your sister. 948 01:32:53,351 --> 01:32:55,761 She came to wish me happy birthday. 949 01:32:55,796 --> 01:32:59,561 Oh, happy birthday ! Is it your birthday ? 950 01:32:59,596 --> 01:33:02,396 I feel like some old woman on the bench in a public park. 951 01:33:02,431 --> 01:33:04,676 Old woman... Why? How old are you? 952 01:33:04,711 --> 01:33:05,676 Thirty 953 01:34:02,076 --> 01:34:05,076 Why did you stop ? Are you afraid of me ? 954 01:34:05,111 --> 01:34:06,620 No. 955 01:34:06,965 --> 01:34:09,796 - Are you afraid of what you feel ? - What am I feeling ? 956 01:34:11,396 --> 01:34:13,908 When we were together, you said you loved me. 957 01:34:14,008 --> 01:34:16,681 That was three years ago, Boaz. I don't love you anymore. 958 01:34:16,716 --> 01:34:20,996 - And surely you do not love me. - You're wrong, you changed me. 959 01:34:21,756 --> 01:34:24,956 I'm not the real reason that you're back dancing 960 01:34:25,196 --> 01:34:28,681 And you know it, dancing is in your blood.... 961 01:34:28,716 --> 01:34:33,796 ...it's your true love, devote yourself to it, not to me ! 962 01:34:39,956 --> 01:34:43,156 - You dance really well ! - Thanks. 963 01:34:52,276 --> 01:34:54,321 - Hello? - We have to meet 964 01:34:54,351 --> 01:34:55,881 Matilda ? 965 01:34:55,916 --> 01:34:58,476 Something big will happen. 966 01:35:07,916 --> 01:35:12,116 Oh boy, did I hurt myself...!!! 967 01:35:12,151 --> 01:35:14,216 What happened? 968 01:35:15,476 --> 01:35:17,241 What happened? 969 01:35:17,276 --> 01:35:21,076 I fell down the stairs, I got such a blow ! 970 01:35:21,111 --> 01:35:23,241 My hairstyle was completely messed up 971 01:35:23,316 --> 01:35:26,336 - Are you okay? - I twisted my leg a bit. 972 01:35:26,571 --> 01:35:28,833 Thanks, it's nothing, really. 973 01:35:28,868 --> 01:35:30,761 Well, at least nothing is broken. 974 01:35:30,796 --> 01:35:33,596 I was at the hairdresser's they talked about you. 975 01:35:33,631 --> 01:35:35,696 - Me ? - You have a boyfriend.... 976 01:35:35,731 --> 01:35:38,036 ....why didn't you tell me ? 977 01:35:44,863 --> 01:35:49,587 - Make me a greek salad ? - OK 978 01:35:49,788 --> 01:35:52,576 - What's the matter with you, stingy ? - Pig ! 979 01:35:56,476 --> 01:35:58,516 So quiet ! 980 01:35:59,436 --> 01:36:01,881 Is there anything I don't know about ? 981 01:36:01,916 --> 01:36:05,041 Baby, just stick to your quiche.... 982 01:36:05,076 --> 01:36:07,996 I am not making a quiche, I'm making a salad. 983 01:36:08,316 --> 01:36:10,556 Make a quiche ! 984 01:36:12,416 --> 01:36:15,331 I hope you're not making a mistake 985 01:36:16,396 --> 01:36:19,159 - Good morning. - Good morning. 986 01:36:19,916 --> 01:36:23,276 - What was so urgent ? - Something will happen, I sensed it 987 01:36:23,311 --> 01:36:25,681 - Do you remember last night ? - What ? 988 01:36:25,716 --> 01:36:28,756 The guy who spoke of a disaster, I don't think it's a disaster. 989 01:36:28,791 --> 01:36:30,801 The member of your group ? 990 01:36:30,836 --> 01:36:34,416 Something big is gonna happen tonight in the center of Tel Aviv.... 991 01:36:34,451 --> 01:36:36,481 ....at Rabin Square. 992 01:36:36,516 --> 01:36:39,116 Are you saying that aliens will land here tonight ? 993 01:36:39,151 --> 01:36:42,914 - Yes, in the city - Aliens landing in the Cityhall Sq. ? 994 01:36:43,213 --> 01:36:46,636 - Why would they come here ? - You don't believe me ? 995 01:36:46,671 --> 01:36:49,876 Nothing ever happens here. Why here? 996 01:36:52,756 --> 01:36:54,756 When? 997 01:36:55,036 --> 01:36:58,356 Tonight, at 8pm... 9pm. 998 01:36:58,796 --> 01:37:02,257 - So, second night in a row ? - Yes 999 01:37:02,276 --> 01:37:04,533 - Any thoughts ? - Thoughts ? 1000 01:37:04,533 --> 01:37:06,743 That this one might be the right guy for you ? 1001 01:37:06,794 --> 01:37:09,556 Leave me alone, I really do not know. 1002 01:37:09,591 --> 01:37:12,116 You are not 20 anymore.... 1003 01:37:12,151 --> 01:37:14,236 I do know this... 1004 01:37:24,756 --> 01:37:27,036 Why are you standing outside ? Come in ! 1005 01:37:27,116 --> 01:37:29,256 No, I have to go, I just wanted... 1006 01:37:29,291 --> 01:37:31,381 - To see me ? - No. 1007 01:37:31,416 --> 01:37:34,156 I mean yes. Sorry. 1008 01:37:36,156 --> 01:37:38,361 You're dumping me tonight 1009 01:37:38,396 --> 01:37:40,436 The people I'm writing the article about.... 1010 01:37:40,471 --> 01:37:43,416 - You know, the guys from the aliens... - I thought you were serious about me 1011 01:37:43,468 --> 01:37:45,816 Absolutely serious .... 1012 01:37:45,916 --> 01:37:48,876 ....but I'll just have to leave dinner in the middle 1013 01:37:48,916 --> 01:37:52,684 Apparently an alien is landing tonight.... 1014 01:37:52,719 --> 01:37:55,350 ...and I don't want to miss it 1015 01:37:55,399 --> 01:37:57,539 Okay, I'm a little calmer. 1016 01:37:57,636 --> 01:38:00,341 Good... ...so this is where you work ? 1017 01:38:00,716 --> 01:38:03,276 -Yes, we were just gossiping about you -Oh, really? 1018 01:38:03,311 --> 01:38:08,636 That's great. Well, see you later. 1019 01:38:11,436 --> 01:38:13,356 Goodbye. 1020 01:38:19,836 --> 01:38:22,836 Well, what did he say? 1021 01:38:24,356 --> 01:38:26,892 He might just be the right guy 1022 01:38:27,896 --> 01:38:29,936 Cut it out ! 1023 01:38:32,676 --> 01:38:35,136 I am looking for an electric stun gun 1024 01:38:35,171 --> 01:38:38,476 - We don't sell them here, ma'am. - Why not ? This is an electronics shop 1025 01:38:38,796 --> 01:38:41,996 You can buy one at a gun shop or a travel shop 1026 01:38:42,031 --> 01:38:44,876 Do you know that aliens will land today ? 1027 01:38:44,911 --> 01:38:46,921 In case they are not friendly.... 1028 01:38:46,956 --> 01:38:48,996 ..how I'm supposed to defend myself ? 1029 01:38:49,031 --> 01:38:51,116 I'm sorry, ma'am. 1030 01:38:51,876 --> 01:38:56,521 - Do you have an electric mixer ? - Yes 1031 01:38:56,556 --> 01:39:00,716 So give me one. In the worst case scenario I'll throw it at them ! 1032 01:39:12,356 --> 01:39:14,376 Hello. 1033 01:39:19,036 --> 01:39:22,266 - Did anyone see you enter ? - Nobody. 1034 01:39:22,267 --> 01:39:26,971 - Why ? Are you ashamed ? - Of me.... 1035 01:39:28,316 --> 01:39:30,636 You're so shy... 1036 01:39:41,436 --> 01:39:43,796 I have other customers waiting. 1037 01:39:45,756 --> 01:39:49,116 - Go to work. - Okay, boss ! 1038 01:39:49,276 --> 01:39:52,196 - What were you doing here ? - Well... you know. 1039 01:39:52,231 --> 01:39:54,337 Are you coming to Omer's party ? 1040 01:40:37,236 --> 01:40:39,116 Hi ! 1041 01:40:43,236 --> 01:40:45,636 Congratulations on your new clothes ! 1042 01:40:46,596 --> 01:40:48,596 Are you going out ? 1043 01:40:48,796 --> 01:40:53,196 I must go, he invited me to dinner. 1044 01:40:53,236 --> 01:40:55,556 - The older guy ? - Yes 1045 01:40:55,676 --> 01:40:58,596 - Well done ! - Thanks ! 1046 01:40:59,276 --> 01:41:01,676 Danny, what's the problem ? 1047 01:41:03,036 --> 01:41:05,381 Call Omer, see what's keeping him ? 1048 01:41:05,382 --> 01:41:07,195 OK 1049 01:41:22,316 --> 01:41:25,356 - Hello? -Come on ! What happened ? 1050 01:41:27,196 --> 01:41:29,781 Well, yes, what are you, fucked up ? Come on ! 1051 01:41:30,196 --> 01:41:32,961 Come now, we are here alone with her. 1052 01:41:32,996 --> 01:41:36,076 The guy I'm coming with, is not answering my calls. 1053 01:41:39,196 --> 01:41:41,836 Just a sec, there's somebody at the door 1054 01:41:44,956 --> 01:41:48,116 Hi, may I please have a cup of sugar ? 1055 01:41:53,036 --> 01:41:55,256 Just a second ! 1056 01:42:14,796 --> 01:42:17,076 Who is this ? 1057 01:42:17,196 --> 01:42:19,696 One of my mistakes. 1058 01:42:23,996 --> 01:42:27,123 - Did you call him ? - Yes, he's coming any minute now 1059 01:42:27,158 --> 01:42:30,250 Men are heartless, that I can tell you ! 1060 01:42:30,350 --> 01:42:32,457 All they do is hurt you. Only suffering.... 1061 01:42:32,556 --> 01:42:35,566 They'll get up and leave you at the most difficult times. 1062 01:42:36,036 --> 01:42:40,356 Here he comes, here he comes...! 1063 01:42:40,476 --> 01:42:44,866 - Your mother really hates me. - Happy Birthday ! 1064 01:42:44,967 --> 01:42:49,042 -It was about time ! - What a good looking man ! 1065 01:42:49,636 --> 01:42:51,876 Happy birthday, darling ! 1066 01:42:55,456 --> 01:42:57,981 Mickey, won't you introduce me to your boyfriend ? 1067 01:42:58,016 --> 01:43:01,996 Ronen, Omer, my best friend. There you go ! 1068 01:43:02,996 --> 01:43:06,516 - Happy birthday. -Pleased to meet you. 1069 01:43:08,836 --> 01:43:13,076 Happy birthday Happy birthday, 1070 01:43:13,111 --> 01:43:17,193 Happy birthday dear Omer, 1071 01:43:17,228 --> 01:43:21,112 Happy birthday Happy birthday, 1072 01:43:21,147 --> 01:43:24,996 Happy birthday Omer dear! 1073 01:43:32,076 --> 01:43:34,316 Hey, slut... 1074 01:43:34,556 --> 01:43:38,756 Oh, it's our guest of honor. Omer, open the door. 1075 01:43:38,791 --> 01:43:41,356 - Who is it? - It's a surprise. 1076 01:43:42,436 --> 01:43:46,636 - Hey, happy birthday! - Amram? What are you doing here? 1077 01:43:46,671 --> 01:43:49,673 - Soshana invited me. - You two, know each other ? 1078 01:43:49,708 --> 01:43:52,676 - We are getting married ! - What, who is this ? 1079 01:43:52,711 --> 01:43:55,521 I kept it a secret. I know you think that Dad was a saint...... 1080 01:43:55,936 --> 01:43:58,989 ....and that I do not deserve love, but do I have love.... 1081 01:43:59,024 --> 01:44:02,042 and it's strong and it will win, and I will not give it up. 1082 01:44:02,177 --> 01:44:04,177 Mom, that's enough ! It's my birthday. 1083 01:44:04,212 --> 01:44:06,721 - What is happening here? - Is it a joke or something? 1084 01:44:06,756 --> 01:44:10,996 I thought you were an old pervert trying to hit on me 1085 01:44:11,116 --> 01:44:13,668 I just wanted to get to know you better. 1086 01:44:13,669 --> 01:44:15,724 Your mother said you were a very sensitive boy 1087 01:44:15,836 --> 01:44:18,161 He is gay, and the little one is a lesbian. 1088 01:44:18,196 --> 01:44:20,842 At least now you understand why we are so fucked up ! 1089 01:44:20,877 --> 01:44:23,496 Omer, you are not fucked up at all. 1090 01:44:26,116 --> 01:44:29,116 Eh, eh! What's that supposed to mean? 1091 01:44:29,696 --> 01:44:31,041 Sorry. 1092 01:44:31,076 --> 01:44:33,136 I'm not blind, I saw how you looked at each other 1093 01:44:33,171 --> 01:44:35,196 Why didn't you tell me you know him? 1094 01:44:35,231 --> 01:44:37,256 I was not sure. 1095 01:44:39,396 --> 01:44:41,396 Sorry. 1096 01:44:49,396 --> 01:44:52,156 - Omer! - Leave me alone ! 1097 01:44:52,191 --> 01:44:54,228 Wait a second ! 1098 01:44:56,294 --> 01:44:58,063 Wait ! 1099 01:45:02,596 --> 01:45:04,716 Why are you crying? 1100 01:45:04,836 --> 01:45:07,036 Because you are crying 1101 01:45:14,396 --> 01:45:16,596 Thanks ! 1102 01:45:17,076 --> 01:45:19,156 What for ? 1103 01:45:22,876 --> 01:45:27,116 - I thank you ! - What for ? 1104 01:45:27,676 --> 01:45:30,276 That I found you 1105 01:45:35,396 --> 01:45:37,619 What about Mickey? 1106 01:45:37,836 --> 01:45:40,756 Mickey will be fine; he'll find somebody else 1107 01:45:41,396 --> 01:45:43,716 Someone suited for Mickey. 1108 01:45:45,536 --> 01:45:48,296 What do we do now ? 1109 01:45:48,356 --> 01:45:51,151 I'm not going back to that madhouse. 1110 01:46:25,956 --> 01:46:28,416 How are you doing ? 1111 01:46:31,956 --> 01:46:35,236 Apart from making a fool of myself, all is well. 1112 01:46:36,316 --> 01:46:38,856 I wanted to ask you something. 1113 01:46:39,136 --> 01:46:41,116 What ? 1114 01:46:41,156 --> 01:46:43,596 You're an amazing dancer and.... 1115 01:46:44,196 --> 01:46:49,619 ...I wanted to know if you make love just as good as you dance ? 1116 01:47:07,036 --> 01:47:08,641 Matilda! 1117 01:47:08,676 --> 01:47:12,116 I see you came after all. I knew you would come together. 1118 01:47:12,251 --> 01:47:14,278 What's goin'on here ? 1119 01:47:14,345 --> 01:47:17,871 Didn't he tell you ? Aliens will land here ! 1120 01:47:18,956 --> 01:47:23,544 This will be the craziest night of your life. 1121 01:47:58,356 --> 01:48:00,716 They say love died. 1122 01:48:01,356 --> 01:48:04,002 Whoever said it, was wrong. 1123 01:48:10,256 --> 01:48:15,811 ENGLISH SUBTITLES Yavass DEC 2011